Wednesday, December 8, 2010

El Bandido Finale 11-28-10 " I was going to get you a prostitute but I decided to keep her for myself. "


State Champ



Not State Champ



Salsa Crosso Nuevo



Hand-up King
32 hand-ups by himself



The holiday barrier


Bandit #8 points

Lynnedellaringaarrigoni - Taking out her own kid in the corner / 3
Lynnedellaringaarrigoni - Caught barrier cheating / -3
Justin Andrews -Cool Crosso / 10
Tommy Wittman - Very grabby / 5

2010 Final GC
Henny Youngman Sisters / 25
Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Doug Bauer / 11
Dave Pilotto / 10
Troy the Elite Cyclist / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Justin Andrews / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Duano / 6
Moeller / 5
Giant Scott / 5
Tommy Wittman / 5
The Tifosi / 4
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Malcom Mclaren / 3
Fire Extinguisher / 2
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
ScottDellarringaArrigoni / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5

And now ......the overall series winners.

1st place
The Henny Youngman Sisters
Have you heard the one about the sisters that showed up at a cross race with their violins ?



2nd place
The Forest Preserve Chicks
Happy to serve you in any way they can.


3rd place
Doug Bauer
Abducted by a UFO





The 5th Bandit season is over.
Thanks for coming



 

Saturday, November 27, 2010

El Bandido 11-27-10 -" Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhh"


A nice crowd at below freezing



A poop in the woods makes you faster



Paolllllll-slowwwwww



Foreigner finds a foreign object

Bandit # 7 points

Dave Pilotto - Nice Bandit / 10
ScottDellarringaArrigoni - droppin' number 2 / 2


 GC


Henny Youngman Sisters / 25
Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Doug Bauer / 11
Dave Pilotto / 10
Troy the Elite Cyclist / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Duano / 6
Moeller / 5
Giant Scott / 5
The Tifosi / 4
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Malcom Mclaren / 3
Fire Extinguisher / 2
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
ScottDellarringaArrigoni / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5





Friday, November 26, 2010

Bandit Cross - Super Bowl V



BCSB is part 2

It's here. The last blast. The final load.
Sunday, November 28 , 11 am.




Bandit Cross - The Juice

The Season ends this weekend


THE JUICE is part 1

A double whammy cross-fest starts with a
Church Cross / Bandit Cross joint.
A meeting of the minds that will be stone cold solid.









Thursday, October 21, 2010

El Bandido 20-21-10 " Where is his wheelchair "


This was a hot corner. So we had the fire extinguisher ready to go.


This root had Vince's name on it.


Keep the change.


Cross serenade


video

UFO

video

He hit Vince's Stump. His bottle jumped out of his VCS handlebar mounted cage, hit him in the face and knocked off his helmet mirror. That is one BAD ASS tree root.

video

The Henny Youngman Sisters
It would be a killer act if they told jokes.





Official Bandit photos at - http://picasaweb.google.com/duanoh01/20101021BanditCX#


Bandit # 6 points

Henny Youngman Sisters - They need jokes too / 25
Malcom Mclaren - Stumped / 3
Doug Bauer - Found a  UFO / 11
Fire Extinguisher - Hot corner / 2

GC

Henny Youngman Sisters / 25
Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Doug Bauer / 11
Troy the Elite Cyclist / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Duano / 6
Moeller / 5
Giant Scott / 5
The Tifosi / 4
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Malcom Mclaren / 3
Fire Extinguisher / 2
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Bandit Cross - Classic Cars




I know I should be looking at the girl
 but it is the car that gives me a boner.




 
 

Sunday, October 10, 2010

El Bandido 10-7-10 " No.... you are a sad dillusional man. You are not fast."


Grab the one off the barrier. It has more flavor.


We had a full field. Too bad for the people on the waiting list. You will just have to register earlier next time.


Course design by Duano


You break it , you bought it.


You can see the full photo shoot at







 Bandit #5 points

Moeller - POLE LOVER / 5
The Tifosi - Twizzlers / 4
Duano - Course description / 6

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Duano / 6
Moeller / 5
Giant Scott / 5
The Tifosi / 4
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5



 

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Thursday, September 30, 2010

El Bandido 9-29-10 - " I lost my mojo after I had to stop to take a piss."


 This is no junior run-up.



A nice reward for all the pain endured.




Division 4 squad , Team Trojan / Penthouse Forum will be riding the Blue EX for 2010




video

Flowers/White never quite got it right but they get points for trying.
There was also this other guy on a Fuji who seemed to be creating his own course.
If he was with us then he was doing it all wrong. But if he was doing his own bandit and just happened to be using the same park , at the same time , then rock on Fujimoto.




video

Little Miss Pissy




video

Obscene Phone Caller



Bandit #4 Points

Little Richie - Coolest Bike Award , The Blue / 10
LynneDellArringaArrigoni - The Pisser / 6
Flowers/White - Course designers / 2
Tim Denman - 1-900-CROSS / 3

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bandit Cross - Cool vs. Not Cool



There are some days when we think we are the shit.
And there are days when we are the shit.
Too bad we never really know.


  



 

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

El Bandido 9-14-10 " I got bit here , and here , and here ........"

A perfect night for a cross race
The Forest Preserve hosts many events during the week.
Volleyball games , cross races and many other gay gatherings.
I am not sure where to start.
The team needs to add the HOW TO CARRY THE BIKE drill
to the week night practices.
All these years and I never knew Mexicans liked volleyball.


Bandit # 3 points

Kid Concussion - A Camelback too ??? / -7.5
Little Richie - 9 stackers / -9
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Kid Concussion / -6.5
Little Richie / -9











Bandit Cross - I am Ironman








Monday, September 6, 2010

El Bandido 9-6-10 - Look ( mmmmmm / lick your lips ) , they are so trim and fit ( rub yourself ) .

Another nice turnout for the holiday Bandit


We are not sure how he caught these.
Usually the only way is to skip off into the woods.
Nuff said.


Gigantism


Coolest Bike of the Week . Gin and Tromboner.


Penis pump




video

No hope , just drop out.

Bandit # 2 points

Forest Preserve Chicks - licking their chops ( Wayne ) / 12
Coolest Bike Award - Ara's Van Dessel / 10
Scotty Giant - Gigantism / 5
Giro Lombardo - Burrrrrrrrs / 3

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
Mc Fred / 3
JV Girls / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Kid Concussion / 1

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Bandit Cross - Kiss Myself

Feeling good about yourself is the first step.
So what if you suck at cyclocross.



Saturday, September 4, 2010

El Bandido 9-4-10 - " Who was the first lady to finish'

We had 45 Bandits line up.
Not counting another 50 that chose to run the course.


Thanks to our sponsor Miller Lite.
Check out the new VORTEX bottle for more great taste.



Coolest Bike Award - The Focus in a new kids size.
You don't have to be present to win.


Bandit # 1 points

Troy Crady - Miller Lite Promotion / 7
Troy Crady - Homemade flags / 3
Kid Concussion - Sweet barrier dismount / 4
Kid Concussion - Handlebar cage / -3
JV GIrls - Running wild / 2
Boundy Hunter - Mobile fit service / 1.5
Spongee Salva - Coolest Bike Award / 10
McFred - The Kit / 3



What a great way to start the season. Thanks to Mox for the fresh minty taste.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

A reasonable explanation

Celebrate the start of our 5th season.
Opening Day will have a new twist with two races.
8am starts the Ladies Only Super Make-Out session.
9am allows the guys to whip it out in the bushes.