Bandit Cross - The Course Preview

 

Gets your lights charged up

because we are starting after dark.

 

Follow the smell to the Carpentersville course.

You know it...you have raced there before.

 

Course map courtesy of George Hincapie's leg,

featuring the BUTT PLUG.

An all new HOLE SHOT idea that will bring the race to a halt !!!

 

Lots of cool sponsor tents.......

American Apparel

Big Star Tacos (Bring lots of money)

 

Thanks to our volunteers........

Al's Baby Sitting Van

Facebook photo download center

The couples that dress alike corral

 

 

 

El Bandido 10-9-13 - Those are two words I thought I'd never see in the same sentence

he did it again

 

 the podium

it's a work in progress but it easily won the coolest bike award.

 

 

Now for some sexy Volvo pictures

 

 

Video

Cheaters

 

Bandit points

 

Little Richie - the monster cross / 10

Vincenzo - gym shoes and hairy legs / 5

 

 

Bandit Cross - Sexy Volvo

 

Bandit Cross - Working Moms

 

Working for a living

Taking what they're giving

 

 

 

 

El Bandido 11-21-12 - It's not that hard.

Grape gloves

 

Using his special LOOSE CONDITIONS bike

 

You have to take your foot out of the pedals !

 

video

The Hop

The soft stuff

Thru the poles

 

 

Bandit # 3 points

Euro Lombardo - not impressed / -5

Brian Hellwig - lift your feet / 2

Tim Denman - could teach the kid a lesson / 7

Doug Bauer - Trailer Trash / 3

 

 

GC

King Magazine / 69

Justin "Julie" Andrews - The All City / 10
Vincenzo - Sign up to meet 50 year old GILFs in your area / 10

Tim Denman / 7

Doug Bauer / 3
Danny Mechanical / 3

Brian Hellwig / 2
D. Warner - half a lap - half a point / .5
Mazursky - the other half a point / .5
Marie Marie / -1

Euro Lombardo / -5

 

 

 

Bandit Cross - Outlaws

Get out of work early and be bad.......very bad.

Let's begin the final blowout.

Here is sand in your face.

 

 

King Magazine ( ITA ) The Illest , Nov. 1969

Here was an interesting add on with a subscription to KING magazine back in 1969.
This was the classic Italian version of KING not to be confused with the recent bootylicious style of KING that you all enjoy today.
KING , The Illest Men's Magazine ever !!  king-mag.com/
Sign up and you would get Bandit Cross CO2 cartridges as a free gift. Sounds good to me , how do I join ?

 

 

By the way , this treasured copy of KING just earned 69 points.

That is the highest number of points you can receive at one time.

Good luck catching up.

El Bandido 10-10-12 " This is worse than Jackson Park ."

 

The barriers have seen better days.

 

 

She was having penalty trouble.

 

 

The Blur

 

 

The action in HD

The Sprint

The Green Line

 

 

Bandit #2 points

Marie Marie - Good thing there was no caution tape / -1

Danny Mechanical - Chopping them in the corners / 3

 

 

Points and GC

Justin "Julie" Andrews - The All City / 10
Vincenzo - Sign up to meet 50 year old GILFs in your area / 10
Danny Mechanical / 3
D. Warner - half a lap - half a point / .5
Mazursky - the other half a point / .5
Marie Marie / -1

Bandit Cross - Lola

 

This has happened to all of us at least once.

 

 

 

 

El Bandido 9-6-12 " OK , that's enough of a head start"

No pics , just imagine 28 nerds riding around a park.

Points and GC

Justin "Julie" Andrews - The All City / 10
Vincenzo - Sign up to meet 50 year old GILFs in your area / 10
D. Warner - half a lap - half a point / .5
Mazursky - the other half a point / .5

Bandit Cross - Bad Girlz

Let's start the season !



El Bandido Finale 11-25-11 " You know Jackie , always putting things in her mouth"

It was a fine day to put a finish on our season.

Loving the great outdoors

Ready to do the raceway.

I would only give them 1.5 stars

videos

The Ritual

Get up to get down

Bandit Finale Points

Jackee - Enzo's is delicious / 2

Scott Ross - School supplies / 1

Joey Ramone - whip it / 6

Scott Dellarringarrigoni - The Twig / 1

Mr. Perfect - No Mas / -1 lap

Final GC

Scott Ross / 11

Chris Heaven / 10

Doug Bauer / 8

RobEEEE / 7

Joey Ramone  / 6

Hillary / 4-11

German Shepperds / 4

Jackee' / 2

Scott Dellarringarrigoni / 1

Waynzos / 1

Danny Mechanical / 1

Mr. Perfect / -1 lap

Tramp Stamp / -38

The Podium

1st Place

Scott Ross

Actually enjoys groin injuries

2nd Place

Chris Heaven

Not afraid of the dark

3rd Place

Doug Bauer

Makes the podium for the 2nd straight year.

Abducted by a UFO for the 2nd straight year.

Well.....that's it.....We love you...take care...

See you next year, Sexy Mother Fuckers.

Bandit Cross - Catch the Fever

El Bandido 11-23-11 " Don't tell Vince"

 Part 1 of the Coolest Bike Award goes to Doug and his new Trek

Part 2 is the Raleigh Special Edition Single Speed.

The swamp crossing.

Videos

Behind the Barriers

Hello Richard

BC # points

Doug Bauer - Personal days / 3

Doug Bauer - Coolest Bike , Trek MTB / 5

Scott Ross - Coolest Bike , Raleigh Single Speed / 5

General Classification

Chris Heaven / 10

Scott Ross / 10

Doug Bauer / 8

RobEEEE / 7

Hillary / 4-11

German Shepperds / 4

Waynzos / 1

Danny Mechanical / 1

Tramp Stamp / -38

Bandit Cross - Open Bar

Kick off the holiday with Wednesday CX cocktail.

 

El Bandido 11-1-11 " Hey hey HEY , this box is bigger than all the other boxes."

I used to ride out here years ago....I think.

Hillary and Kate drink 8

Course designer

The Goal - 2033 Worlds

videos

The Night Owls

Who goes there?

Fenced in

Male Model

Bandit # 3 points

Waynzos - Dedication / -1

ChrisHeaven - Wheeler Dealer / 10

Hillary - Called out for being short / 4-11

GC

ChrisHeaven / 10

RobEEEE / 7

Scott Ross / 5

Hillary / 4-11

German Shepperds / 4

Waynzos / 1

Danny Mechanical / 1

Tramp Stamp / -1

 

Bandit Cross - Double team

A Bandit Mash-up

Our friends at Bicycle Heaven have the course.

This will be our first ever night bash.

Charge up your lights !!

We will start at 8.

You can park there or meet at the shop a few blocks away.

They will ride over about 7:45

Bicycle Heaven

124 W State St , Geneva

630-444-7450

El Bandido 9-20-11 "I've got some issues"

White tires will not make you faster

G P S

For some reason we were having trouble hopping the barriers.

Next time we should build a ramp.

videos

Too old

tricky downhill

Bandit #2 points

Scott Ross - The Splits / 5

Simonzos - That's why Boundy has 10 bikes / 2

Dan Mechanical - Get's lost in Elk Grove / 1

German Shepherds - A beautiful night for hunting humans / 4

GC

Rob EEEE / 7

Scott Ross / 5

German Shepherds / 4

Simonzos / 2

Dan Mechanical / 1

Tramp Stamp / -38

Bandit Cross - Toes

Imagine a whole family with feet like these.

El Bandido 9-5-11 " Where do you even get gold brakes ?"

Bike of the week.

The stories this Cannondale could tell.

I have started a trend

He would have scored more points

if he landed on his head.

Nice to have Robbie Ventura join us.

Over 40 started.

I saw a few hit the showers early.

The course was not for babies.

Videos

Mr. Perfect

POV Bandit Cam

Bandit #1 points

RobEEEE - always wear protection / 1

RobEEEE - no shoes , no service / 2

RobEEEE - Headshock / 5

General Classification

RobEEEE / 7

Tramp Stamp / -38