Bandit Cross 9-17-08 " Loaded "

Bandit Cross

Wednesday , Sept.17 , 6:00pm

El Bandido 9-1-08 ( Opening Day )

Into the woods for a quickie

25 people in bike pants showed up for the season opener

For those who keep tabs
Boundy
Simon
Lombardo
Arrigoni
Hewson

Bandit #1 Points
Sex Pistol - Race Marshall/7
Sex Pistol - Picking up the chicks/3
Sex Pistol - Not so secret training/ -6
Luke - CRASHski/6
Mike Conroy - Coolest Bike Award: The Red Machinello/10
Dean Hewson - Slidin' out/2

Tim Boundy - Bike failed UCI-AARP-WKRP weight restrictions/-12

Overall Standings
Mike Conroy / 10
Luke / 6
Sex Pistol / 4
Dean Hewson / 2

Tim Boundy / -12

Bandit Cross - Labor Day " What caused him to snap?"

Bandit Cross

A Labor Day Celebration

8:30 am

El Bandido 11-23-07 ( Is that a turkey in your pants......? )

That's good old Twinkle Toes Gohman

Assos booties are expensive but worth every penny

Ex-Pro from the old Fox Valley/Anderson Division 3 squad

Bandito Ciclocross Suprema Vittoria # 1

Vince il Pollo

Brian Dougherty prende finale

Bandit 6
Duane Higgs-Adding to the barrier count/2
Higgs Family-Stopped by after shopping/3
Giro Lombardi-Best at grabbing the GU/2
ABD Shorty-Ms. Manners/1
Mike Heagney-Ghetto Booties/3
Wayne Simon-13 lb. frozen trophy/7
Mike Heagney-Tandem barrier carry/2
Tom Taylor-Tandem barrier carry/2

The Bandit would like to congratulate those who made the Overall Podium.

Il Campione - ABDeeDee

The girl shows she has got what it takes.

Second - The Higgs

The Itasca Tifosi

Third - Jim Nowak

Cross legend hangs on despite barrier problems

And to the rest of the competitors , illegal racing is the best kind of racing.

Give yourselves a Bronx cheer.

Final Overall Standings

ABDeeDee/25
The Higgs/18
Jim Nowak/17
ABD Shorty/16
Tim Boundy/15
Jason Meshberg/13
hank saha/10
Wayne Simon/10
Meshbergs w/o Jason/8
Duane Higgs/8
jason klein/6
june upshaw/5
Brian Dougherty/5
Rich Delgado/5
Mike Heagney/5
Jason Knauff/4
Greg Gohman/2
Security Guy/2
Giro Lombardi/2
Tom Taylor/2
Aaron Harrison/0.50
Scott Arrigoni/-2
Benny Hill/-14

Bandit Cross 11-23-07 " The Trophy "

Bandit Cross

Friday , Nov. 23 , 9:30am

Grab the Trophy

El Bandido 11-10-07 ( Everythang was everythang )

Guest Race Director Guy Van Sleepinvadaan starts

up the first ever pace car in cyclocross

It was nice to see Gary Doering come out

What could go wrong

THE MAN tried to clip the Bandit's wings. What THE MAN didn't know is the Bandit is a chicken and can't fly anyhow. The Bandit instead relies on his shifty ways to hop the PVC. Bust up the PVC and he just screws it back together. Call in the cops to break up the party and the Bandit just moves the party. The only thing the Bandit leaves behind is some chicken scratch and empty beer bottles.

This Police sketch is the only known image of the Bandit.

Bandit #5 Points

Ringo Starr -Photojournalist /5
Ringo Starr -scared to race against Verner/-5
Jason Knauff -sharing his Halloween candy /4
Duane Higgs -Ace is the place to make your own barriers/6
Higgs W/o Duane -Crime Family /6
Scott Arrigoni -out at first/1
Jason Klein -out at first/1
Rich Delgado -out at first/1
Security Guy -waking up early /2

Overall Standings
ABDeeDee / 25
Jim Nowak / 17
Tim Boundy / 15
ABD Shorty /15
The Higgs /15
Jason Meshberg /13
hank saha /10
Meshbergs w/o Jason / 8
Duane Higgs /6
jason klein /6
june upshaw /5
Brian Dougherty /5
Rich Delgado /5
Jason Knauff /4
Wayne Simon /3
Greg Gohman /2
Security Guy /2
Aaron Harrison /0.50
Scott Arrigoni /-2
Ringo Starr /-14

The only fowl still alive after Thanksgiving will be a chicken.

Stay tuned.

Bandit Cross - " Solid "

Bandit Cross

Saturday , Nov. 10 , 9:30 am