Thursday, September 30, 2010

El Bandido 9-29-10 - " I lost my mojo after I had to stop to take a piss."


 This is no junior run-up.



A nice reward for all the pain endured.




Division 4 squad , Team Trojan / Penthouse Forum will be riding the Blue EX for 2010




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Flowers/White never quite got it right but they get points for trying.
There was also this other guy on a Fuji who seemed to be creating his own course.
If he was with us then he was doing it all wrong. But if he was doing his own bandit and just happened to be using the same park , at the same time , then rock on Fujimoto.




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Little Miss Pissy




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Obscene Phone Caller



Bandit #4 Points

Little Richie - Coolest Bike Award , The Blue / 10
LynneDellArringaArrigoni - The Pisser / 6
Flowers/White - Course designers / 2
Tim Denman - 1-900-CROSS / 3

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Lynnedellarringaarrigoni / 6
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
Tim Denman / 3
Flowers-White / 2
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Little Richie / 1
Kid Concussion / -6.5


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bandit Cross - Cool vs. Not Cool



There are some days when we think we are the shit.
And there are days when we are the shit.
Too bad we never really know.


  



 

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

El Bandido 9-14-10 " I got bit here , and here , and here ........"

A perfect night for a cross race
The Forest Preserve hosts many events during the week.
Volleyball games , cross races and many other gay gatherings.
I am not sure where to start.
The team needs to add the HOW TO CARRY THE BIKE drill
to the week night practices.
All these years and I never knew Mexicans liked volleyball.


Bandit # 3 points

Kid Concussion - A Camelback too ??? / -7.5
Little Richie - 9 stackers / -9
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
McFred / 3
JV Girls / 2
Mexican National Volleyball Team / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Kid Concussion / -6.5
Little Richie / -9











Bandit Cross - I am Ironman








Monday, September 6, 2010

El Bandido 9-6-10 - Look ( mmmmmm / lick your lips ) , they are so trim and fit ( rub yourself ) .

Another nice turnout for the holiday Bandit


We are not sure how he caught these.
Usually the only way is to skip off into the woods.
Nuff said.


Gigantism


Coolest Bike of the Week . Gin and Tromboner.


Penis pump




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No hope , just drop out.

Bandit # 2 points

Forest Preserve Chicks - licking their chops ( Wayne ) / 12
Coolest Bike Award - Ara's Van Dessel / 10
Scotty Giant - Gigantism / 5
Giro Lombardo - Burrrrrrrrs / 3

GC

Forest Preserve Chicks / 12
Troy Crady / 10
Spongee / 10
Ara Oggoian / 10
Giant Scott / 5
Giro Lombardo / 3
Mc Fred / 3
JV Girls / 2
Boundy Hunter / 1.5
Kid Concussion / 1

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Bandit Cross - Kiss Myself

Feeling good about yourself is the first step.
So what if you suck at cyclocross.



Saturday, September 4, 2010

El Bandido 9-4-10 - " Who was the first lady to finish'

We had 45 Bandits line up.
Not counting another 50 that chose to run the course.


Thanks to our sponsor Miller Lite.
Check out the new VORTEX bottle for more great taste.



Coolest Bike Award - The Focus in a new kids size.
You don't have to be present to win.


Bandit # 1 points

Troy Crady - Miller Lite Promotion / 7
Troy Crady - Homemade flags / 3
Kid Concussion - Sweet barrier dismount / 4
Kid Concussion - Handlebar cage / -3
JV GIrls - Running wild / 2
Boundy Hunter - Mobile fit service / 1.5
Spongee Salva - Coolest Bike Award / 10
McFred - The Kit / 3



What a great way to start the season. Thanks to Mox for the fresh minty taste.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

A reasonable explanation

Celebrate the start of our 5th season.
Opening Day will have a new twist with two races.
8am starts the Ladies Only Super Make-Out session.
9am allows the guys to whip it out in the bushes.